1. I say, ‘I am fat.’ He says ‘No, you are beautiful.’ I wonder why I cannot...– Rachel Wiley (via howweknewit)
h3rmitsunited: belbet: kimjongthrilla: logicadinfinitum: so ijust realised something plastic donasours, right plastic is made of oil which comed from DINOSAIRS plastic dinosaurs are made of irl dinosaurs i… science has definitely come too far how did you manage to spell dinosaurs differently 3 times
eastboundhomebound: Dear Yahoo, YOU CAN’T SIT WITH US
Parents: Don't forget to make us proud
Friends: Don't forget to socialize
Teachers: Don't forget to get A's
Strangers: Don't forget to blend in
Opposite sex: Don't forget to look good
Society: Don't forget to be perfect
Tumblr: Fuck the world, at least you haven't murdered somebody today
Tumblr: But just in case you want to get away with it, here are some tips.
whatsacanada: Time for spring cleaning *deletes 3 apps*
I wish you’d find the exit out of my head.– Sylvia Plath (via fakeville)
omgfstyles: Selena’s Tour Justin’s Tour 1D’s Tour
agentotter: islandofmisfitt0ys: deviantfemme: pratfall: how to dress for your shape: are you human-shaped? play up your natural sex appeal by wearing whatever the fuck you want Life Tip: As the weather gets warmer, continue to wear whatever the fuck you want. Flaunt everything or keep it cool under cover. Dress to make yourself feel rad. how to get a bikini body: put a bikini on your...
Just so we're clear
Cocaine possession: 3-5 years in prison
Crack possession: 15 years in prison
Pirating music: Civil lawsuit and/or up to five years in prison
What these little rapist shits got: One year in prison
LEVEL ONE? Check!
Just completed day 10 of Jillian M. 30 Day Shred AND walked 2 miles! I feel so good right now. Bring it on, Fitspo! ;D
jalexaremyhomeboys: SO THERE I WAS, TRYING NOT TO WEEP ABOUT ALL TIME LOW’S TEN-YEAR ANNIVERSARY AND THEN TIME TO STAB MYSELF IN THE FACE WITH FIRE AS I LOUDLY SOB